I just finished dying my hair and this is everything I used in my DIY trial. I am praying my blue Ombre comes out beautifully. Cross your everything for me and close your eyes real tight. Actually that last part won’t add anything but makes me feel better. :-). I will update you all with photos of the finished masterpiece !!
I will also do a step by step process of what I did.
I was completely baffled and flabbergasted on Saturday at the catering event I worked. We set up the venue for a 50th birthday party thought up by a wife for her husband. So why was the husband standing in center of the venue delegating where favors and balloons were to go? -Just saying-…. these were clear instructions given to him by his wife. I know so because he said so. WHAT? Where is your spine dude! Sorry, I just didn’t understand why she would allow him to see his birthday party set up in which she “planned”. I am not meant to understand everything but I will use these things as a lesson of sorts for the way I wish to conduct my relations.
While I had my co-worker tell me numerous times that he thought I was “absolutely gorgeous” as I talk about my significant other. Co- worker’s name will now be “don’t do it ” for obvious reasons. After “don’t do it,” tells me about the ceramic teapot, condoms and some other miscellaneous item he gave his- SURPRISE - girlfriend!!! …. Who gives their girlfriend a teapot, you are not Jim from “The Office”. He soon received some competition from the youngest male at the party. We will call this Italian mate, ” borioso” for his boisterousness. Borioso, proceeded to tell the party hostess and myself that I was his bride to be!! I’m thinking in my head, ” Thank God for the serving station table between us and you are going to be very sad tonight. I let him know I was unavailable and he deflated like 2-week-old balloon.
“It may be hard to believe, but before the end of this century, 70 percent of today’s occupations will likewise be replaced by automation. Yes, dear reader, even you will have your job taken away by machines. In other words, robot replacement is just a matter of time. This upheaval is being led by a second wave of automation, one that is centered on artificial cognition, cheap sensors, machine learning, and distributed smarts. This deep automation will touch all jobs, from manual labor to knowledge work.
First, machines will consolidate their gains in already-automated industries. After robots finish replacing assembly line workers, they will replace the workers in warehouses. Speedy bots able to lift 150 pounds all day long will retrieve boxes, sort them, and load them onto trucks. Fruit and vegetable picking will continue to be robotized until no humans pick outside of specialty farms. Pharmacies will feature a single pill-dispensing robot in the back while the pharmacists focus on patient consulting. Next, the more dexterous chores of cleaning in offices and schools will be taken over by late-night robots, starting with easy-to-do floors and windows and eventually getting to toilets. The highway legs of long-haul trucking routes will be driven by robots embedded in truck cabs.
All the while, robots will continue their migration into white-collar work. We already have artificial intelligence in many of our machines; we just don’t call it that. Witness one piece of software by Narrative Science (profiled in issue 20.05) that can write newspaper stories about sports games directly from the games’ stats or generate a synopsis of a company’s stock performance each day from bits of text around the web. Any job dealing with reams of paperwork will be taken over by bots, including much of medicine. Even those areas of medicine not defined by paperwork, such as surgery, are becoming increasingly robotic. The rote tasks of any information-intensive job can be automated. It doesn’t matter if you are a doctor, lawyer, architect, reporter, or even programmer: The robot takeover will be epic.
And it has already begun.”
Insanely creepy!! What is the purpose of replacing humans?!?